And don't worry, I'm amazingly unproductive and should you choose to follow me, the chances of my annoying you by actually showing up on your dashboard/feed are pretty low.
So every once in a while I notice a random person on the internet who seems interesting and I think, “yeah, I GET this person! I bet we could be friends if I wasn’t so shy” and then I see other people making fun of the person for being on drugs or something and it turns out they really ARE on drugs and then I’m really disappointed because I must really be a freak if my “normal” looks like tripping to everyone else.
Exercise for overthinkers
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Just saw someone complaining about having a song stuck in their head, and it made me realize… I don’t mind getting a song stuck in my head. It makes me feel normal. What’s annoying is when I get a sentence fragment, a number, or a random meaningless 2-dimensional shape stuck in my head.
Bird makes himself some fabulous extensions
Cannot deal with this.
I have never seen a bird do anything like this.
the lovebird is like, “look at me, I got long tail feathers! I’m a budgie!” and budgie is deeply offended
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." — Peter Kaye
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Why do you make it so difficult to get a SEEDLESS strawberry fruit spread?
If I wanted to experience natural variations in texture I would not be buying a mostly-sugar product in a squeeze bottle.
Galah and Blue Ring-Necked Parakeet. Photos by Christina Port
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